Sunday night boyfriend and I joined our neighbors for a bonfire. I've never seen a Christmas tree burn before and now I understand why those things are a hazard - they are like nature's fire crackers. It takes, like, what? 30 seconds? Maybe a minute for the whole entire tree to go u in flames? So yeah, it was fun.
And then....
We got home, took a shower and went about our business. I was watching me some Grey's Anatomy when the hungry bastard in me was all like "Go get me some chocolate pudding, you servant!". And I seriously battled it. For at least 10 seconds I was all like "But how about that diet thing we decided to do? 10 lbs remember? REMEMBER?". And he was all "One little 60 calorie Jello mousse won't do anything. It's fine. You don't want to deprive yourself too much because that is just a recipe for failure. Even Dr.Oz said that. You don't want to be like Oprah, going up and down in weight all the time. And the only reason it happens to Oprah is because when she wants some chocolate mousse, she doesn't have it and the next day she just breaks down and eats a chocolate covered midget and gains 15 lbs in a day."
I certainly didn't want to eat no midget, so I thought he had a point and decided to
So I am standing there in front of the fridge and suddenly the avocado and cheese look good and I am starting to think that maybe I could have some of that before the mousse. Depriving is bad.
And then the light in our house flickers and I just get a bit annoyed because COME ON, don't you dare go out now. I'm so close to my treat! Then I smelled a weird burnt plasticky scent and in one of those scenes that you never expect to see, I turned around and saw my bathroom ceiling on fire.
FIRE...
The next few minutes just flew by as boyfriend was throwing water on the ceiling and I was calling 911. Firemen came, but B had already extinguished the flames by the time they got there. They checked our house and knocked out a good size hole in our bathroom ceiling. At some point the power went out. All of our neighbors came outside. The whole night just seemed so surreal.
So now we are in a hotel. Insurance adjuster said repairs will take "under a month", which means we just need to find the positive and pretend that we are on vacation just down the street from our home.
Tomorrow we are moving to an extended stay and I super excited because I plan on taking my juicer with me so that I can continue my health plan.








